deal a day 

A website which features a single item every day, generally at a lower than average cost. This item is generally available for 24 hours, or until it is sold out (whichever comes first). Often, "deal a day" sites focus one one category of merchandise such as electronics.

David: "Dude! Check out the surround sound system I got from woot.com!"
Billy: "What's woot.com?"
David: "Only the greatest 'deal a day' website EVER!"

deal a day by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008

Big Deal of The Day 

When Someone who usually has nothing to do, usually because they're unemployed, suddenly has something to do for that day. That one thing, no matter how meaningless becomes the big deal of the day.

Person 1 - "Hey what did you do today?"

Person 2 - "Went out to buy some milk."

Person 1 - "That was your big deal of the day huh?"

Person 2 - "Shut the fuck up before I beat your ass!!"

Person 1 - "Are you sure you can handle another Big Deal of The Day?"

Person 2 - "Hmmm, Maybe not."

Big Deal of The Day by Jachzehn June 13, 2009

SWEETD's DEAL OF THE day

SweetD's deal of the day usually involves Sales People that enjoy cross dressing and fetish role-playing. This is a code phrase to help determine if a customer is gay and up for adventure.

When he was talking to a customer the salesman asked if he was looking for SweetD's deal of the day.

SWEETD's DEAL OF THE day by Dent N tha door May 17, 2018

Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.

A cynical proverb describing the mechanics of exploitation: the world is full of people willing to cheat (crooks) and people ready to be cheated (fools). When they encounter each other, a transaction happens—a scam, a bad bargain, a manipulation—where the crook wins and the fool loses. The saying suggests that such encounters are inevitable, not exceptional, and that vigilance is required to avoid being the fool. It is often invoked to warn against trusting too easily, especially in business, politics, or online interactions.

"Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal." Example: “He thought the crypto investment opportunity was real. His friend quoted the old saying: every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.”

Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal. by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026