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Amanda de Cadenet

Amanda de Cadenet is a former actress and it girl, and is now a fashion/portrait photographer. She's been married to John Taylor of Duran Duran (1 child), engaged to Keanu Reeves and is now married to Nick Valensi of The Strokes (2 children).

She is close friends with Courtney Love and Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode; de Cadenet is one of the people who he credits with helping him recover from his drug addiction.

She's not a "fugly slut", she simply married someone. Did it ever occur to you that Nick WANTED to marry her?
Yeah, you may be jealous of this woman, but you don't have to act stupid about it.
Amanda de Cadenet is a good photographer.

amanda de cadenet

Fugly slut married to sex god strokes' guitarist Nick Valensi. She pretends to have his kids when in fact are Keanu Reeve's. Well known for addressing to Strokes' fans as "jealous and malicious".
Amanda de cadenet began dating Nick in 2001.
amanda de cadenet by fiiamaa July 14, 2007

La Cadenita de Amor

A chain gang bang by homosexual men.
They lined up right behind each other, and went right at it in a linked chain assembly of La Cadenita de Amor?

decadent 

over-indulgent, leading to molar decay
What a decadent box of cookies.
decadent by Shoe Sock You August 8, 2007

Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm

medical term:any patient in the i.c.u. unit.
Where is that decadent throbing piece of protoplasm i was consulted to see?

Decadent danny 

When one man, who is successful, shits in another man (who is useless)'s mouth. The unsuccessful man then fully swallows the shit. This shit is then puked back up into the first man's mouth, and the process is continued. It has been said that when Danny was feeling very frisky, he swallowed poop that was regurgitated 27 times.
Gay guy at the bar- "Hey danny, why don't you get a job?"
Decadent Danny- "Because, Gay guy at the bar, I am too busy chewing this large log that is entering my mouth. I will then swallow it, and puke it back up, so I can taste it again with my own puke; mixed with the puke of success. That way, I can at least taste the slightest bit of success, even if it contains my own excraments.
Decadent danny by MattacularMatt October 28, 2011