ddf

"Drug and Disease Free." this is often found in online personals ads -- especially for casual sex.

"I am 24, 5'10", size 6, pretty, fun, non-smoker, social drinker, love to laugh. I'm looking for a man to play with. Age and weight are not important, just be taller than me, funny and DDF."

by Scooterams October 11, 2005

ddf

Acronym: Distant Distortion Factor
When a girl looks damn good farther away, but really is a skank whore up close.

aiken - Man, check out that girl.
tommy da cat - Dude, that's a guy.
aiken - shit, ddf

by tommy da cat October 22, 2002

ddf

DDF or "Ding Dong Fever": A condition in which one has an addiction to the ding dong.

by blah April 15, 2003

ddf

Don't do feelings

Msg: I like her but after my ex, I ddf.

by Partially Hopeless February 02, 2018

ddf

Large breasted woman. DD or F. But not too large.

A DDF natural is my idea of a sexy woman.

by Ms Tawse October 10, 2021

DDF

"Drug and Disease Free"

I am looking for someone who is DDF.
Please be DDF

by FredrickVegas June 14, 2018

DDF

DDF or Daily Dose of Frank
(Original - Dnevna doza Franje (Croatian))
For when you have a friend in group who just has random outbursts of unrelated, fairly stupid comments or jokes and after a while you become used to it and call such phenomenon - DDF.

It's also appliable for when someone else has stupid remark and you call it DDF in respect to Franjo, the ultimate redneck.
(in original his name is Franjo which is croatian for Frank - and therefore "Daily Dose of Frank")

Out of the blue, unrelated he says something like

Frank: "If someone threatened you with a gun, what would you do? - suck him off"
Everyone: "hahaha, DDF!"
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Original:
Franjo: "da ti neko prijeti s pištoljom kaj bi mu napravil ? - popušil bi mu kurac"
Svi: "Hahaha, DDF!"
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Frank: "Shit on me my pidgeons, shit!"
(Original Franjo: "Serite po meni golubovi moji, serite")

by bloodalpha August 18, 2014