"Dungeons and Dragons Free". Sometimes people on dating sites will write that they are looking for someone who is "D&D free." This is their way of indicating that geeks and nerds need not respond. Some people just aren't looking for such nonsense in a lover.
No, I don't want to roll a d20 saving throw to ensure that your Prophylactic of Exploding Love +3 doesn't break. I thought I indicated that I'm looking for someone that's D&D free.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).