Friends of Drunkard : Hahaha he's about to fuckin DD.
Victim : Hello, thank you for calling, how may i help you?
Drunkard: You're a bitch and i never fuckin loved you!!!
Victim : Uhhh Sir? Can i help you?
Drunkard: NO! DONT FUCKIN TRY TO PULL THAT SHIT WITH ME!!!
...(and so on until the drunkard makes an ass of himself more so than he already is.)