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David Blaine 

the act of having sex doggie-style & pulling out (seemingly accidentally) @ which point you allow another male to take over, unknown to the recipient. At this point the first male sneaks out & reappears to the recipient, preferably by waving through a window from the outside.
Me & Nate pulled a David Blaine on Jennifer the other night. She totally freaked when she saw me waving through the window! It was awesome!
David Blaine by azul_77_00 January 16, 2009
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The David Blaine 

When your getting a girl from behind and you let your friend take your place without her knowing, you run outside and knock on the window and wave to her yelling Wahlah!
I was with her the other night and we pulled The David Blaine on her, it was priceless!

david blaine 

Have sex with your girl in the "doggy style" position in front of a window. On the "out stroke" pull completely out and have a friend (or if your from the south, a relative) fill in for you. Hopefully she will never realize the switch. At this point, run outside to the window, stand in front of it and wave at your girl while she is still getting nailed by who she thinks is you.
i david blained that chick and she never knew what happened
david blaine by crisp January 11, 2009

David Blaine 

The David Blaine is a sexual position where you are having sex with a woman from behind and with out her knowing you let your friend slip in. Then you go outside and wave at her through the window.
Ricks and I love to pull the David Blaine on many girls but they usually don't laugh.
David Blaine by flave171717 June 10, 2010

Dropping a David Blaine 

The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.

This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.

david blaine 

david blaine: Wanna see some magic?
Person: No, Kriss Angel does it better you bitch...
David Blaine: Watch...
Person: I'm levitating, your making me levitate!
Person: What the F?!
(David Blaine stares at camera aimlessly)
david blaine by Broken_Wire July 8, 2007

david blaine 

A peculiar magician who repeatedly performs abnormal stunts. Relying on the attention of the public, this creature is ironically, largely ignored. As the public grows increasingly apathetic his stunts become increasingly odd; as though he is some sort of modern "Houdini," but he isn't, he's just David Blaine
ex: David Blaine is standing on a volcano for a week -- who cares?
david blaine by George Padis May 16, 2006