Facebook makes $35,000 off of each members profile - total datarape dude!
I stole the bosses phone and dataraped his contact list. I uploaded all of em to findassburglers.com.
I try not to use the GPS on my phone too much because it will data rape my ass.
Friend: "What ?"
You: "All I remember is last night I went to bed and no one could see my personal info on my facebook profile, and then this morning I woke and everyone could see my birthdate, social security number, credit card info .. AND my asshole hurts."
Friend: "Dude.. you must have been data raped by Facebook. I bet they slipped you a droofie."