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50.
"Did you hear that new Dashboard Confessional song?"
"Yes, I did."
by izalex August 21, 2003
 
51.
SHIT. their lyrics suck. Jesus, I feel gay just thinking about them.
Gay guy: listen to this DC cd
regular guy: sure buddy
gay guy: isn't this great
regular guy: ...*gurgling
The regular guy dies because of massive blood loss from the ears.
by Erasmus March 27, 2005
 
52.
The emo shit band that converts straight men into complete homosexuals. They try to sing about love and compassion but come off as homosexual children that whine about the world's stupidest shit. Guess they can't be the beatles, eh?
Dashboard confessional reminds me about how our culture has degenerated into this load of shit.
by Merlin122 October 23, 2004
 
53.
pussies who cry and whine about their girlfriend dumping them and not getting any pussy
music isn't muysic unless its fueled by pussified fags on estrogen
by dyke November 09, 2004
 
54.
LykE OmG 2 EMo 4 MeEEEEE

BetTER AdD TheM TO My PLAYlist

Emo BOIz ArE 2 CooL
I wAnT one!!!

teeHEe
I went to a DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL....and I moshed :D!!!!!
by natasha February 02, 2005
 
55.
Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.
Dashboard Confessional is at the vanguard of the emo scene--a disgusting derivative of punk rock.
by God April 18, 2005