Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.
by God April 19, 2005
Man 1: hey sexy, why dont you ditch your wife and come play with me!
Man 2: sure, ill even bring my dashboard confessionaly CD's
Man 2: sure, ill even bring my dashboard confessionaly CD's
by pablo rainman April 23, 2006
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 12, 2003
They were my escape from rap I used to think all there was rap that I was forced to listen to but I found out about them through my friend and they have totally cahged my life and how I veiw everything in my life and for all you assholes that say they suck and Chris can't sing then you're all asshole's, I mean is it so wrong that a man sings abotu what he feels? If there were more guys like him alot more people would be getting laid and maybe he's not the best singer but at least he sings about real passionate things unlike your rappers and wiggers that try to be something they're not and rap about things they've either never been through or things they used to go through which they don't have to anymore. But dashboard confessional sings about things that everyone goes through and they put the emotions into words we can all relate to no matter what color or sex we are.
by DashboardConfessionalLover92 April 10, 2005
only the best band in the world ? you dont like it go listen to your rap .. oh man you guys are cool now ..
by bridget heenan May 8, 2005
emo. just plain fucking emo.
majority of the crowd are fat emo girls with no friends and anorexic little boys wearing their little sisters jeans and la senza girl tops.
anything promoting this, in other words, dashboard confessional, nees to be kicked in the throat. and maybe sent to that planet in star wars with all the furry people so they could be eaten alive. fucking kids wouldnt survive for 3 minutes in the wilderness.
has anyone ever tried Ong-Bak'ing an emo? try it, they fall like a sack of raisins. its hilarious.
majority of the crowd are fat emo girls with no friends and anorexic little boys wearing their little sisters jeans and la senza girl tops.
anything promoting this, in other words, dashboard confessional, nees to be kicked in the throat. and maybe sent to that planet in star wars with all the furry people so they could be eaten alive. fucking kids wouldnt survive for 3 minutes in the wilderness.
has anyone ever tried Ong-Bak'ing an emo? try it, they fall like a sack of raisins. its hilarious.
dashboard confessional emo: i promis you, from teh bottom heart, i will love yuo till death, till us part! i prome yuo as a lover and a freinnd, i will lovve you!
dashboard emo fan: omg <3
dashboard emo fan: omg <3
by kristov June 20, 2006
Gay guy: listen to this DC cd
regular guy: sure buddy
gay guy: isn't this great
regular guy: ...*gurgling
The regular guy dies because of massive blood loss from the ears.
regular guy: sure buddy
gay guy: isn't this great
regular guy: ...*gurgling
The regular guy dies because of massive blood loss from the ears.
by Erasmus March 27, 2005