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1.
the act of excreting seminal fluid from a male penile region accurately aimed and making direct contact to female's facial area
Brendan: Yo John, did you darvish last night?
John: Yeah bro, I darvished all over that girls face!
by Yu Darvish June 19, 2012
 
2.
A really fancy adjective
That watch is Sooooooooo darvish

wobo <--related
by Mobo Mobo arch nemesis of Wobo October 15, 2009