Dariush

The Persian Conquering King; has passed to his Iranian ancestors the ability to be the best at everything. Also, after kissing any girl, aforementioned girl will fall directly in love with him, although often denies this fact after getting rejected.

Girl 1: So you got with that guy last night?
Girl 2:Sure did, thing is, I think he's a Dariush.
Girl 1: You falling in love with him?
Girl 2: Yeah think so, don't tell anybody though because I think he's a bit of a player!

Dariush by SwedeBoy February 21, 2010

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Dariush

Darius has a sweaty back
Darius likes men
James loves Darius
Darius last went out with a man
Darius is a Muslim

Darius has a mop on his head
Darius has a ginger mother
Darius has an Iranian daddy
Darius has a ginger brother
Darius will put you in his minecraft prison
Yours sincerely, HAMISH

That Dariush eats pork and lots of bacon

Dariush by 123456.32 May 28, 2019

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Dariush

French Kid who Likes Baguettes

That Dariush sure loves baguettes

Dariush by TheTallKid May 25, 2022

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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