darien

1- a dicklick that cant get pussy and is a virgin faggot, he usually is friends with the stoner kid, and is annoying as possible in class, his hobbies consist of busting a nut to anime porn in the school bathroom and playing overwatch

2- when a gay guy’s dropping chocolate and his dick accidently touches his butthole so the head looks brown like a darien, then gets aroused by it, and sucks it off

"last night i made a darien, so after i was done i shoved a wine bottle up my ass ;)"

by hyg November 15, 2018

darien

Darien is a little town in Fairfield County where everyone looks and acts alike. All the moms drive around in suburbans with those ridiculous Blue Wave stickers that everyone in Stamford and Norwalk laughs at.
Basically, I'd rather live in the middle of Harlem then in Darien where everyone is a exactly alike and can not think for themselves. Everyones to busy worrying about what everyone else has and is doing.

Darien is so fake it makes Pamela Anderson's boobs look real.

by Torri March 06, 2006

darien

i have lived in darien my whole life and most of these defintions come pretty close. except the one about target. if u are older than 10 and wher stuff from target then you are a loser. most kids go to places like darien sport shop and wishlist to buy polo vineyard vines juicy coutour true religion and 'seven's". kids in middle school casually spend 20-50$ on dinner with their friends on weekends. everyone is afraid of norwalk and stamford,we all listen to 50 cent but we are terrified of NYC. most pop. shows are 24 and house and CSI. most kids have straight a's or a's and b's. 150-200 is the average price on jeans
in 8th grade most people havent done drugs but by high school...

at post corner pizza in darien the blonde 14 year olds casually slapped 80 dollars on the table after they spent 20 minutes figuring out the tip

by blondie#1 April 04, 2007

Darien

Trendy mufucka with dope ass swag, nobody can copy his style , usually is a genius in school , & raps better than your favorite rapper.. & oh you can also call him "Mr. Steal your girl"

Girl: omg have you met Darien yet?
Other girl: no why?

Girl: because he's fucking amazing

by asians! December 07, 2013

Darien

Has a 10 in dick in teens and a 16 in in adults

Girl:Darien has a huge dick

by Thefakedeal December 11, 2017

dariene

Dariene is a one of a kind type of girl. Girls want to be her and guys want to have her. She's beautiful and sweet, caring and open to anyone. Often gets hurt by trusting to easily but is never discouraged by it. She isn't afraid to speak her mind and can do it in a professional and nice manner. Yet still get her point across, also never hurt her because she is easy to loose but hard to get back. Why would you want to loose such an amazing go-getter lady who will be something in life? If you find a girl named Dariene never let her go!

Guy 1: Hey bro, did you see that girl come out of geometry?

Guy 2: Yea Dariene?

Guy 1: She seems sweet, and is pretty hot. I need to get her number!
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Girl 1: Did you see Dariene holding Carlos's hand!?

Girl 2: YES OMG ! I hate her so much for being with him... Why does she have to be so pretty!
Girl 1: I know.. I'm jealous!

by BasicsDontKnoe June 16, 2014

Darien

Great guy, An amazing boyfriend. One who you can feel comfortable talking to about anything. One who is willing to change his life (in a better way) for you. The guy who gives you butterflies everytime you see his name. The guy who treats you like you deserve to me treated. The guy who makes you the happiest girl on earth. The guy who loves you for you. The guy who you would want to spend the rest of your life with even after knowing him for just over 4 months. The most amazing guy on this earth <3

I am so in love with Darien. He's my forever.

by babygirl316.kt August 05, 2011