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A figure of virtue, a shining light in times of darkness. Something to which all of mankind should look to and worship.
The messiah! All hail Danskin
Danskin by Stu826 March 30, 2009

dansk pilsner 

An exotic kind of beer used by the poor, danish youth to forget their sorrows. Probably brewed on piss.
Hey, Carl, wanna grab a Tuborg?
No, what the hell, you think I’m rich?! Imma get a dansk pilsner!
dansk pilsner by TeddyDrüg5zz April 8, 2021

Royal Dansk 

1. A brand of Danish Butter Cookies
2. A risky sexual manuver, often involving over a yard of fine silks, and/or a midget pervert elf named marc.
1. I never get sick of the rich taste or a Royale Dansk.

2. ...so she screwed up on the Royale Dansk and got her vagina stretched by over 2 feet.
Royal Dansk by twinkle toe November 30, 2003
A brand of just another expensive hippie shoe, mostly clogs, worn by professionals, artists, and intellectuals...Similar to Birkenstocks, but generally last quite a bit longer...
He thinks he's the cat's meow in his Danskos...
Dansko by Graffilthier May 18, 2008

Danskjävlar 

Swedish for: Danish devil.

Curse-word used by both danes and swedes but with two different meanings. Swedes use it litterally meaning scoundrel, but are typically not aware of the ironic double meaning of the word:
In the eyes of Danes, Swedes are a bit righteous, uptight and often display an amusing lack of humor. The word was invented and popularised in the Danish horror-comedy "the kingdom" by Danish cult director Lars von Trier. In the series, "Dansjävler" is often spoken by a righteous/foolish Swedish doctor when frustrated by Danes not living up to his strict scientific/moral standards. So the word is used by Danes to make fun of Swedes when they dont understand Danes because Swedes are full of themselves.
He fucked my sister and she is only 18. That's not morally defensible because he is 23, that Danskjävlar.

I was supposed to park there but he quickly passed me and stole the parking space, that Danskjävlar
Danskjävlar by Tobeanassiseasy August 4, 2020

danskjävlar 

Swedish derogatory term for Danish people, literally meaning "Danish devils".
Those damn danskjävlar
danskjävlar by MagicMachinegun August 21, 2018