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Dance Dance Doormat

When they answer the door you start dancing until they get mad at you
We played dance dance doormat for a whole hour which was fun untill this drunk guy punched Steve in the face
Dance Dance Doormat by MowMows April 6, 2009

dookie dance

A series of strange movements to help prevent one from defecating on one's self.

Same as urination dance or pee pee dance. All help prevent a potentially embarrasing situation.
After eating two bowls of chili, Amy did the dookie dance all the way down the hall.
dookie dance by pj January 28, 2005

doodoo dance 

when you try to pull your pants up after shitting but the bottom of your shorts are stuck under the heels of your shoes, causing you to shake one leg at a time while still holding on to your pants to get your shorts free from the bottom of your shoes.
I almost fell in the toilet trying to do the doodoo dance this morning, luckily I got my last foot free before I fell.
doodoo dance by David Rafe September 15, 2010

front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door
I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance
front door dance by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013

Dooky Dance 

The event of getting penetrated by a 7.62 caliber bullet in the abdominal region.
I caught an opp (Sir Cornelius the Third) slippin' on tha block and I made that nigga do the dooky dance after I whipped out the drac!
Dooky Dance by bootyeatingbandit January 31, 2020