10 definitions by Upstairsdragon

ball greedy

A term in football when a player of a team likes to keep the ball all to them self and not pass it

Dennis: Come on Bradley pass to me I'm open
Bradley: No I can do it all alone

Dennis: Oh you ball greedy cunt

by Upstairsdragon February 12, 2014

shucking fitballs

Its a nicer way of saying fucking shitballs

Danny just won £10,000,000 in the lottery last night

Shucking fitballs

by Upstairsdragon October 3, 2014

I'm on fire

a phrase that can be used in two ways

1). If you're on a winning roll in a game

2). You're literally on fire

1). Got on a winning streak on poker i'm on fire tonight lad

2). HELP! somebody help. I'M ON FIRE!!!

by Upstairsdragon February 13, 2014

5 Minute Friend

When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment

Met a 5 minute friend today in the doctors waiting room

by Upstairsdragon March 7, 2016

wank wipe

A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm

After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area

by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013

The box

Northern Irish slang for the T.V remote

Sammy: Yo ma, Where's the box?

Mother: It's on the sofa

by Upstairsdragon February 7, 2014

front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door

I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2014