n.; bro slang for dick tan.
Yo bro, laid out naked all day, gotta good base dan goin here.
dumb ass nigga...nuff said
The club was full of straight up dans last night
A scary tall, but insanely sweet . He is is misunderstood. People think of him as a klepto and a nympho. Once you get to know him, you'll fall in love weather you like it or not.
Omg! I wish my boyfriend was a Dan like yours!!!
1.) An immature
, self pitying
man who has no job, no friends, no motivation, no class, lives with his mother past 21 years of age and mooches off anyone around him.
2.) Someone who's penis
is either so small or so thin, you can't even feel it. It can't even be measured on the 0-10 scale.
"Are Rebecca and Chris still dating?"
"Yeah but he's a total Dan. She can do so much better."
"How good was the sex?"
"UGH, it was a Dan."
1. man of ultimate lameness.
2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force
3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
Sandra: Wow its such a beautiful day we should really go out and do something
James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult??
Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!
dan can be a nickname for danny or daniel. dan's are mostly somewhat attractive. they usually like people who are younger. dans can usually be impulsive and will do things on the spot. most dans are gingers and play baseball. they are generally nice but if you turn them down they will most likely be heart broken. dan's are usually sweet and in some cases can be creepy but they have a good heart. if you meet a dan be careful and make sure you know which kind of dan they are before you go out with them.
girl one: who do u think i have a shot with more, guy 1 or guy 2
girl two: uhh probably guy 1. he usually likes younger girls.
girl one: he's such a dan
DAN IS SUCH A FUCKING JEW