1) A "Friend" (who hasn't worked out you're getting married)
you live with trough the years and you almost only have each other

2) a person who is secretly gay and have a "friend" (they think you don't know that they're married)
Noah: Hey did you just see that boy he's a total dan
Brian: you're a total dan

Noah: no I'm not Phil is just..... my friend
by I'm a bull May 27, 2017

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Dumb Ass Nigger
There's a fuck dan driving that truck
by Jeffro8 April 23, 2017

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A boys with a small penis and a square head he also gets called names like mc3balls
My bf has such a dan
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Dan is the term used to describe the token "lonely nerd" in a group, mainly the one who is always compared against negatively.
Wow, the Dan got into the party and I didn't? I need to step up my game.
by MatrixDan64 January 31, 2017

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1. Socially awkward; Oblivious to even the basic forms of human interaction
2. Literally the opposite of The Most Interesting Man in the World™
3. The guy who watches the Super bowl for the commercials.

4. Steve Carell from Anchorman or 40 year old virgin ; on current moon phase.

May be used interchangeably with the following phases: fuck, fuckard, WTF, fail, huh,
I told her she looks like my mother. I guess I really dan'd that up.
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Dumb ass nigga
You forgot the weed?..DAN.
by KushLove96 August 05, 2016

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A fat piece of shit who plays video games all god damn DAY.
Wow dude that kid is such a Dan
by $w3glard April 29, 2016

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