15 definitions by The Original Donald Trump
Simps roll the dice win win sometimes but they never cash out and walk away. Instead they lose back all their money, time and lives to manipulator queens and they never get that pussy again. The house ALWAYS wins.
Mayn I scored BIG TIME at the casino of pussy! But now I gotta do all this shit for her and she don't put out.
by The Original Donald Trump May 8, 2023
Each woman a mystery puzzle and men spin the Wheel Of Pussy hoping to land on a relationship trait he will like if he can use his intellect to solve her puzzle. Or he can just never score like an incel or lose everything like a Chad who couldn't beat the other Chads.
Next on the Wheel Of Pussy! Clue: the reason why you always end up losing at the casino: TH* H**S* ALWA*S W**S
by The Original Donald Trump May 8, 2023
DAN stands for Dick And Nuts. The male version of PAM (Pussy Asshole and Mouth) The kind of simp that's used for sex not just money and attention. A man who's good for one thing, hitting the walls and working the middle. But not marriage material.
by The Original Donald Trump May 2, 2023
Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
by The Original Donald Trump May 7, 2023
Gap tooth simp pronunciation of please. Used in desperate begging for pussy from his Queen Kong while standing in long lines at Kroger until she pulls his ear like a child and yells at him to STFU.
by The Original Donald Trump January 11, 2022
A loud, angry, big breasted, heavy bootied, THIC queen who deepens her voice like a man when she verbally or physically emasculates her simps or children she is raising to become simps.
Queen Kong told her simp to STFU and his gap toothed ass said YETH MAAM and put his balls away.
Simp said he wanted more equality in the relationship and Queen Kong told him to pick a switch.
The white man created Queen Kong by emasculating the black man.
Simp said he wanted more equality in the relationship and Queen Kong told him to pick a switch.
The white man created Queen Kong by emasculating the black man.
by The Original Donald Trump January 11, 2022
Marries up not down, but uses women for sex & attention or to have additional children, even after marriage. Does not love or sees women as equals but as a sex toy, a badge, a title, a cloak or a means to an end.
Why yes sir, my hypergamist king, i WILL give you some PAM (pussy asshole and mouth) and hope that you WILL love me and divorce her!
by The Original Donald Trump May 2, 2023