Dale Earnhardt 

Our redneck savior. He crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our Lord, the Almighty God.

In Dale Earnhardt's name, we pray. Ay-men.

Dale Earnhardt by M. Helton December 10, 2009

Dale Earnhardt 

The greatest NASCAR driver of all time. Who died doing what he loved to do. A competor on the track, and a father, husband, friend off the track. an actual athlete (unlike what some other people say) see NASCAR Driver

7-Time NASCAR WINSTON CUP CHAMPION

Dale Earnhardt by dalejr237 June 26, 2005

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome 

A person that is not able to reach their full potential because their step mom is constantly interfering with their life in a negative way.

This has nothing to do with Dale Earnhardt Jr personally, he was just a victim of circumstances, of having a step mom that only messes things up.

Real life- Dale Earnhardt Jr. is far better off on his new team now that he doesnt have to deal with his step mom Teresa Earnhardt.

In context- You cant be at the top of your game if you have Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome.

Once you are relieved of Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome, you will achieve great things.

Step parents should be outlawed and banned to help prevent Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome by vitamin waterz March 4, 2009

Dale Earnhardt 

the gretest, most talanted driver ever to get behind the wheel of a car in the history of cars and racing. Drove the black number 3 Goodwrench Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing. Known as "The Intimidator" for his agressive apperance and driving style. One of only 2 NASCAR drivers in history to win 7 NASCAR winston/nextel cup championships, the other being Richard Petty. Dale was the definitive american badass. In February 2001, his life was tragically ended early by a fatal crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500.

All you fuckers writing disrespectful definitions about Dale Earnhardt should get a fucking life. You wont ever be as sucessful in anything as Earnhardt was at everything in life.

Dale Earnhardt by 3earnhardtforever3 August 19, 2007

Dale Earnhardt Jr

The son of the redneck god, Dale Earnhardt Sr.. He does burnouts for our sins on Sundays.

"ALL HAIL DALE EARNHARDT JR!"

Dale Earnhardt Jr by the_spark_gamer March 30, 2015

Dale earnhardt a ho 

to lift a girl up mid sex and throw her against a wall. more points than "supermaning" and double points for going down stairs/through large windows.

Maria was pissed when Jason decided to Dale Earnhardt a ho and his friend mark decided to open the door sending maria down a flight of stairs and out the front door.

Dale earnhardt a ho by Paullie Freakin Walnuts November 9, 2009

Dale Earnhardt 

The greatest NASCAR driver!! I agree that the people are idiots who put disrespectful defenitions here. Even if you didnt like him, or didnt like NASCAR, at least respect his death.

Dale Earnhardt was the best NASCAR driver, and should be respected!!

Dale Earnhardt by Emily March 10, 2005