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Daddyfest 

A day when you and your idiot friends parade around town, drinking limitlessly and pretending you do not have to worry about money. These 'DaddyFests' usually involve a lot of bad jokes, hours of temporary blackouts, many shots, a lot of failed hit on's and a ton of creppy text messages. The end of Daddy fest usually involves a person being alone in theor bed by 11:00 pm, with a face full of Mexican food watching HBO and beating off.
Hey Moron, tomorrow is DaddyFest. Get $300 out of the bank, make sure you wear your best vneck T, and get ready to get fucked!
Daddyfest by JoeVirgil October 28, 2010
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The act in which someone appreciates the very word that is dude.
Dude I have so much dudeyness that no other dudes can compare.
Dudeyness by Bulldog956820 August 9, 2016

diddyness 

Diddyness is the slightly shortened way of saying, the Diddyness Scale. a Scale invented by one of the Founding Fathers of the Diddyz. The scale is a logarithmic scale that gives a ranking from the reference score. The Ranking can be used to show if you are above other Diddyz, and how high you rank in society.

The scale is given by:

D = 10 log(S/S*)

ie, 10 times the log of your score divided by Reference.

Note: The Reference (S*) is 10^5
Jimbo: Hey matt you part of the diddyz?
Matt: Yeah mate!
Jimbo: Whats your Diddyness?
Matt: About 200!
Jimbo: Dude that must have taken forever.
Matt: Sure did
diddyness by waly913 April 8, 2008
1. The state of having performed a well-meaning action that inadvertently made things worse
2. The quality of being lovable, but ultimately dispensible
3. Next to cleanliness
Cleanliness is next to Dadliness
Dadliness by #1 Dad's Club June 20, 2018
Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.
Dadness by TheEthanBro November 3, 2016

daddress 

A home or residence where a dad might live.
“Sweet New Balance — What’s your daddress?”

“The will be dads. I’ll send you the daddress”
daddress by piercepete November 7, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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