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Daddyfest 

A day when you and your idiot friends parade around town, drinking limitlessly and pretending you do not have to worry about money. These 'DaddyFests' usually involve a lot of bad jokes, hours of temporary blackouts, many shots, a lot of failed hit on's and a ton of creppy text messages. The end of Daddy fest usually involves a person being alone in theor bed by 11:00 pm, with a face full of Mexican food watching HBO and beating off.
Hey Moron, tomorrow is DaddyFest. Get $300 out of the bank, make sure you wear your best vneck T, and get ready to get fucked!
Daddyfest by JoeVirgil October 28, 2010
Related Words
The act in which someone appreciates the very word that is dude.
Dude I have so much dudeyness that no other dudes can compare.
Dudeyness by Bulldog956820 August 9, 2016

diddyness 

Diddyness is the slightly shortened way of saying, the Diddyness Scale. a Scale invented by one of the Founding Fathers of the Diddyz. The scale is a logarithmic scale that gives a ranking from the reference score. The Ranking can be used to show if you are above other Diddyz, and how high you rank in society.

The scale is given by:

D = 10 log(S/S*)

ie, 10 times the log of your score divided by Reference.

Note: The Reference (S*) is 10^5
Jimbo: Hey matt you part of the diddyz?
Matt: Yeah mate!
Jimbo: Whats your Diddyness?
Matt: About 200!
Jimbo: Dude that must have taken forever.
Matt: Sure did
diddyness by waly913 April 8, 2008
1. The state of having performed a well-meaning action that inadvertently made things worse
2. The quality of being lovable, but ultimately dispensible
3. Next to cleanliness
Cleanliness is next to Dadliness
Dadliness by #1 Dad's Club June 20, 2018
Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.
Dadness by TheEthanBro November 3, 2016

daddress 

A home or residence where a dad might live.
“Sweet New BalanceWhat’s your daddress?”

The will be dads. I’ll send you the daddress”
daddress by piercepete November 7, 2019