Das's Law of Ignorance

If you fall down the hill of ignorance, you will die on the rocks at the bottom.

Das's Law of Ignorance predicts how many politicians will die.

by Mindbladeskillyaks June 15, 2010

Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics

Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics:
When you're trying to impress someone, use big words that neither of you know....like elementary aerodynamics.

Hey dude if your trying to impress that chick, use the Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics. Works every time.

by Mindbladeskillyaks June 15, 2010

then da law allow

This phrase can describe a person place or thing in great detail... can use as in any everday conversation...

THAT GIRL IS FINNER then da law allow... OR ITS COLDER then da law allow... IM SLEEPIER then da law allow... HE'S DRUNKER then da law allow...

by TRE` January 8, 2008

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Get there.

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.

by Mindbladeskillyaks June 15, 2010

da laws

a nagging girlfriend who always wants to know your exact location at all times.

EXP #1:
man, who keeps blowin up your phone g?

it's da laws.

EXP #2:
hey are you still coming over so we can bang?

nah i got called in by da laws.

damn

by DannnniiiiiAndi January 20, 2011