An incurable STD that is like a blue waffle times 1000 that causes your genitalia to turn black, seep, farm boils, and eventually fall off. It lives troglos underpants and is both airborne and fatal.
To get your butt whooped by your sister-in-law while your wife just stands back and acts like she's not seeing shit. To truly get Jay Z'd, it must occur in an elevator.
Music legend Jay Z was the first in history to get Jay Z'd. Beyoncé just watched like she didn't see shit and Solange was going crazy on his ass.