When a man(usually overweight) graduates from
high school and then attempts to attend
high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound
maturity and exaggerated job title/salary
“Hey man lets go to the
bar tonight and pick up chicks”
“Hell no tonight is Friday
night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”