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adj. - stands for dracula dick (d^2), when for some reason you are pissing blood -
DeMontrell: Yo dogg, I'm D squared for real.

Friend: Damn that sucks.
d squared by Tru-damie August 24, 2006
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Being square means you haven't gotten off with anybody yet, D squared means you have.
' Did he D square you yet?'
"Yeah, I'm now D squared! "
D squared by Ffion[FUSION!] June 10, 2008
That D squared would not let me merge into the left lane.
D squared by QueenBess1917 July 19, 2019
A gay guy who spends $300 for trucker-style T-shirts and $500 for trucker caps by D-Squared, a Canadian designer. Also means a big sucker.
Sean Hayes went to Barneys and got D-squared!
D-squared by aaron atlas February 22, 2005

D’Squared 

That’s dick to the second power #DopeDick #DemonDick that I just popped a x and I ain’t nutting until you have 2 seizures dick...that dick have you feening that dick that will have you nodding off stuck in a daze don’t over dose on it baby 😂 🤯🎯💪🏽🍆
You know the best formula for a great relationship is D’squared....” what’s that?” That’s dick to the second power baby
D’Squared by Chef Wavy December 1, 2018

S squared d squared 

Kris: howzit goin? Ned: oh you know:s squared d squared!

E.D. squared 

E. D. squared is when your Explosive Diarrhea causes you to also have Erectile Dysfunction.
Hey Chickenbag and Jerrycurl, my Explosive Diarrhea is so bad I can't get a hard on. I have E.D. squared.
E.D. squared by SJL123 August 13, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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