F'd in the A with a big rubber D 

Directly meaning Fucked in the Ass with a big rubber Dildo. Somewhat of a crude "owned" term but euphemised

Dude 1: Man, because of my broken car I missed my final, now getting held back a year!
Dude 2: Oh man, you got F'd in the A with a big rubber D

F'd in the A with a big rubber D by moparornocar March 11, 2009

f'd in the A with a big rubber D 

A good "suffix" to jazz up the already good saying "f'd in the a"

When you want to curse someone you can say: "F that guy in the A with a big rubber D"

f'd in the A with a big rubber D by legaldealer May 31, 2004

f'd in the A with a big rubber D 

A very great way to say Fucked in the Ass with a Big Rubber Dick.

1.Holy shit dude that girl just got f'd in the A with a big rubber D
2.would u ever get f'd in the A with a big rubber D

f'd in the A with a big rubber D by WDT November 9, 2008

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? 

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

“Suck my knob!”

What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan 

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan by brendan July 11, 2004

B.R.I.N.D.A 

B.R.I.N.D.A is strange but addictive drug made from ramen and bubble tea. B.R.I.N.D.A stands for Boba, Ramen, Immense , Nicotine, Devotion, Angst. This drug is 9% cocaine, 11% nicotine, 10% ramen, 10% bubble tea, and 60% teen angst. Mostly used by the talented fanfiction writers of Wattpad studio, B.R.I.N.D.A is a easy way to keep them in peak writing condition. B.R.I.N.D.A can now be used as life support to bring back writers and the fanfiction sequels we love. Common side effects include: Lose of brain cells, to will to life, threats, stans, and long rambling angst stories with no point, joy, or end.

Writer: My story sucks, I'll just add some B.R.I.N.D.A to it.
Anime stans: Wow, this story is great, I'll go state my claims and theories in the comments.
Views: ↑↑↑
Writer: THANKS B.R.I.N.D.A

B.R.I.N.D.A by YeetyBird69 May 27, 2022