czechoslovakian harmonica 

When you have your female partner bent over on all fours and have 2/5ths of your tongue in her anus and 2 fingers in her vagina whilst simultaneously stimulating the clitoris reach-around style with the other hand

Monica glared deeply into the windows of my soul, desperately aching to be serenaded by the Czechoslovakian Harmonica

czechoslovakian harmonica by The Kydd December 19, 2020

Czechoslovakian Steam Bath 

When a female surrounds herself with a group of (5)+ overweight males in a car, ferociously pleasuring all at the same time.

Tell your mom that Czechoslovakian Steam Bath was great last night!

Czechoslovakian Steam Bath by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018

czechoslovakian wardog 

First of all, I don't advise anyone to try this. A czechoslovakian wardog occurs when two guys stuff a girl in the ass at the same time. She then takes a shit with a widened asshole that comes out the shape of a cookie. The gentlemen then proceed to rub the girl's face in the feces, hold her head to an oven until the shit dries, then have her scratch it off her face.

- Dude, me and Mark gave Tina a czechoslovakian wardog the other night
- That's revolting, you scumbag

czechoslovakian wardog by kingofcrunk50 August 22, 2006

Czechoslovakian golden shower 

The nickname for the incredibly high fire rate of the VZ-61 Skorpion.

You here about Ivan? The KGB heard him dissenting against the Kremlin and hit him with the Czechoslovakian golden shower.

Czechoslovakian golden shower by Theleafdemon November 17, 2022

czechoslovakian hand grenade 

Take a large shit and shape it into a hand grenade like shape. Place said shit into the freezer. Remove from freezer and ask party guests to stand in a circle. Play hot potato until the shit defrosts and splats upon someone’s hand.

Scott’s hand still smells after losing a game of Czechoslovakian hand grenade.

czechoslovakian hand grenade by Theshittiest April 4, 2023

Czechoslovakian Spaghetti 

When you take to much pre-workout and have a fat shit after.

Bro after this bench set i think I´ll have some Czechoslovakian Spaghetti.

Czechoslovakian Spaghetti by fishy boy 69 May 30, 2019

Czechoslovakian Checkout

Leaving a hotel without saying goodbye to the people you are sharing a room with. Like an Irish Goodbye, but in a hotel format.

Person 1: Think we should wait for them to get back to the room?

Person 2: Nah, let's get the f*ck outta here. Time for a Czechoslovakian Checkout.

Person 1: Word.

Czechoslovakian Checkout by butchasound December 7, 2009