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crystal ball 

round ball made of crystal or glass that one unveils with humility late at night when no ones looking,to gather and place information of the current situation,to be reviewed and understood at a later date to gain a better knowledge of the patterns and progress of life
intuition,clockwork, synchrocyclotron in use is like crystal ball in reverse ;D
crystal ball by mr.eofadd October 30, 2007
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I don´t have a crystal ball 

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.

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crystal ball 

after a girl squirts her load into her lover's mouth, her lover spits it back into her mouth. if they care to, they can orally pass the squirt load back and forth. it's similar to snowballing, however, girl cum is clear, making it a crystal ball, instead of a snowball.
"After I found out my girlfriend could squirt, I wanted to crystal ball her!"
crystal ball by cathlex May 27, 2009

crystal ball? 

when a person asks an obvious question or a question that is so retarded that you just can't even be bothered to answer it.
"Dad, is football really coming home?"
"Crystal Ball?"

Charleston Crystal Ball 

A magical place where one goes to see there future.
I was bored last thursday, so I went to the Charleston Crystal Ball and it showed me I was going to go dance later that evening.

crystal ball 

1) when a girl preforms oral sex with pop rocks in her mouth
2) a ball used by homosexual cross dressers for scamming innocent people out of their money
1) "dude did you hear how johnny got a crystal ball from his girl friend?"
2) "gazzzzeeee into the crystal ball and see your future"
crystal ball by johnny talks alot August 12, 2009