cybertension 

When you can feel the awkwardness through the internet

"Last night i was talking to him on myspace, and we had nothing to talk about. I could just feel the cybertension between us."

cybertension by KookyMonkeys January 20, 2009

Cybertess

Obtained from the "tess" virus strand (see also hypertess and ultratess) Is used to describe any ailment obtained from to much time sat a computer. (repetitive strain syndrome is also covered by the phrase Cybertess)

"spent way to much time on my computer lately, think i'm suffering from cybertess"

Cybertess by Princess July 20, 2006

cybernuts 

Condition in which online user develops spontaneous accelerated growth of the testicles causing irrational, aggressive behavior and resulting in posts written in all caps, bold face type, and/or multiple special characters (!).

Billy is a such a timid guy until he goes online and his cybernuts grow out of proportion to his actual nuts and he starts berrating everyone on the forum. Billy would never say this in real life of course, his cybernuts tend to grow huge underneath his keyboard.

cybernuts by El Pinto Negro June 22, 2012

cybertease 

Someone, usually but not necessarily female, who uses the internet to generate sexual interest and excitement toward him/herself but ultimately never delivers any goods

Kim and I have been emailing back and forth for weeks, but she won’t send me any naked JPEGs. She’s just a cybertease.

cybertease by Freakin' Moron August 24, 2008

cyberext 

To engage in virtual sex, commonly referred to as "Cybering" via text message instead of computer. Not sexting, Cyberexting.

Person 1 Hey babe, I'm horny. Wanna cyber? Person 2 Yeah, but I'm not near a computer.. I can text. Wanna cyberext?

cyberext by muhmbojuhmno March 16, 2014

Cyberection 

A turn-on derived from text-based messages or means through Chat programs, Forums, or MMORPGs. Otherwise, a cyber boner.

Subject A: Dude so Mrkrups has a cyber girlfriend on WoW. Her Elf is soo WAHT....
Subject B: No wai! Hes totally whipped! I bet her emotes are giving him the cyberections...

Cyberection by Aerwyn November 27, 2007

cyberattack 

"Cyberattack" is a term used to describe when some person or group intentionally hacks into the computer network of a corporation, government or individual to steal data, delete data, infect programs with a computer virus, manipulate operations or shut down operations. A cyberattack may be considered an act of war.

News anchor: "The U.S. Government was hit with a cyberattack today."

cyberattack by demographic-man June 17, 2011