the cutest girl in the library

a phrase used to describe an intellectual girl who also happens to be incredibly attractive.

she may embrace such things as post-modern feminism, russian literature, left-wing or third party politics, and string theory, but you probably don't care about any of that because you're too busy trying to figure out how to get into her pants.

this rare and fascinating creature probably speaks at least one other language fluently, and could kick your ass at trivial pursuit.

she is most certainly out of your league.

horny bastard: "dude, check out that girl in the horn-rimmed glasses."
generic wingman: "she's one of those brainy chicks, man. she's the cutest girl in the library."
horny bastard: "too bad. i'd hit that."

by tangerine kicks daisies October 30, 2009

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Cutest Person Ever

Kadin Ewing is the cutest human being there is. He is the definition of cute. Although he doesn’t know it, it is nothing but true. His brown eyes, full lips, cute nose and amazing body make him the perfect human to exist.

Girl 1- You know who I just saw?

Girl 2- Who?

Girl 1- The cutest person ever.
Girl 2- Oh, you talking about Kadin?
Girl 1- Yea! The one and only.

by speak.the.truth.09 May 12, 2022

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Cutest Wee Hooman

Group of words used in conjunction to describe your favorite smol human

Soft yet appealing to even the baddest of bitches
Often used alongside beautiful, sexy, cute, hot etc.

Shania is the cutest wee hooman I've ever met and I love her more than she does

by American frankenfurter January 3, 2020

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