cussjunction 

A word, consisting of a cuss word and any number of other words, that combines into one Franken-cussword. Unlike normal conjunctions such as can't and won't, cussjunctions often have a multitude of meanings and will usually be accompanied by other nonsensical conjunctions.

Examples of cussjunctions: sumbitch (son of a bitch), hella (hell of a) and mu'fucker (mother fucker).

Cussjunction in a sentence: It's colder'n a mu'fucker outside.

cussjunction by shoujoboy June 5, 2011

Cumjunction 

A sex act where the male's urethral opening is placed against a female's nostril at the moment of orgasm. A nice glans to nostril seal is key to the success of the cumjunction. After orgasm, if semen manages to come out of the opposite nostril, the male is obligated to let out a resounding battle cry of "What's your function, bitch!"

B: "I'm going to give you the cumjunction, just like on our honeymoon."
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B: "What's your function, bitch!"
S: *nose blowing*

Cumjunction by Brettholomew March 19, 2009