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when a girl marrys her cousin he is refferred to as her cusband. This is popular in the south
Kendro: Isn't that that chicks cousin
she is kissing ?

Kevin: It used to be. Now Its her cusband.
by kendro July 26, 2005
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"It didn't work out with John, so I just married my mom's sister's son. Now he's my cusband."
by Amused414 April 14, 2009
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A blood relative you hook up with or marry. Cousin + husband = cusband
"Hey, where's your Cusband?" Or "how are things working out with hairy Mary and her new cusband?" boyfreind
by crash_n_breed October 06, 2015
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CUSBAND
Pronounced: kuhz buhnd

-Noun
The official redneck term for a lesbian cousin.

-Origin
2011 - flowerchild4life
My cusband had a beautiful wedding. I sat on the bride's side.
by DarkFantasy January 19, 2011
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Your first cousin who becomes your husband in an incestuous relationship, which can cause mutated children.
Dude, that kid is so ugly his dad must have been a cusband
by Gipperoni June 12, 2011
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