Cunt it 

An expletive you say when you just don't give a fuck about the consequences and you decide you are going make an irresponsible choice you might regret shortly thereafter. Similar to fuck it but more appropriate to use when your irresponsible choice may upset a stupid bitchy cunt that you unfortunately may have to answer to later.

Mike: Let's blow off this deadline and get drunk at the titty bar instead!

Johnny: What will our boss say?

Mike: That stupid bitch can write the report herself!

Johnny: You're right! Cunt it! Let's bounce outa here and get our drink on!

Cunt it by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

cunt it down 

Used when you really need to tell someone (guy OR girl) to TONE DOWN their bitchy self-righteous attitude.

Bitch: you really need to apologize to me NOW. no, really right now! why are you being such a jerk, blah blah blah.... i hate you.... don't talk to me like that. are you listening to me?!

You: WOW! CUNT IT DOWN!

cunt it down by renzTHE August 1, 2010

count it

Praise for a great accomplishment. Usually said with a hand gesture of your first finger "counting it".

"Damn! You scored a hottie!"
"Count it!" *hand motion*

count it by this is for you em! July 4, 2008

count it

A exclamation to be used after just barely but technically performing an accomplishment.

The best thing to say right after sex: "Count it!"

count it by The Street 57 October 18, 2007

Count it

After an insult is made, make motion with hands similar to a basketball free throw and proceed to yell "count it" showing your superiority to whoever you just tooled on.

YOUR MOM!!!!! COUNT IT (free throw motion)

Count it by Barney Keller March 8, 2003

count it dog 

when a nigga or gangsta says count it dog then he means "cumon bitch fuck (with) me" or "count secs until i shoot ur pighead"

or "bring it on"

u bitch, count it dog

count it dog by ff3wsef May 6, 2010

COUNT IT

expresses excitement, triumph, satisfaction or agreeance

can be used with sarcastic undertones

1. Sarah- yo i can't believe they're smoking us up for free again!
Rachel- yeah i fucking know!COUNT THAT SHIT BITCHES!!!

2. Allyson- Who is winning the game?
Vanessa- Who the fuck cares? we always loose homecoming. our football team fucking SUCKS
Allyson- AHAHA. TRUE THAT TRUE THAT- COUNT IT.

3. (sarcastic)
Mary-HOMYGOD MY MOMS MAKING FISH FOR DINNER
Jane- counnntttt ittttt
Mary- yo stfu she makes nice fish.

COUNT IT by britney fucking spears alright? August 14, 2006