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Cunt Punch 

When a woman's vagina is kicked punched or slapped during physical altercation.
You better watch out for those dirty Delta Gamma girls!!!! They fight dirty and may give you the old "Cunt Punch"

My sorority sister knocked me out with a "Cunt Punch!!" To the kootchie!!
Cunt Punch by Boydsta00798033 April 26, 2013

cunt punch 

A term used for when a person (usually male) punches a woman in the genitals until either internal swelling or some form of submission is involved. The female version of a kick in the balls, though since women don't have balls, the punches are far more aggressive to compensate the pain threshold handicap.
That bitch deserves a proper cunt punch
cunt punch by Crazybobbles December 14, 2008

Cunt Punch 

The name of the act of dropping on the knees and uppercutting the vagina. It bends the clitoris while also traumatizing the tender area near the labia.
"Marlene slapped me, so I dropped on my knees and cunt punched that pendeja."
Cunt Punch by Boy Blue October 21, 2008

Sloppy Cunt Punch 

The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.

The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.

The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.
Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.

Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!
Sloppy Cunt Punch by Markla January 10, 2008

Cunt punch 

When the penis is so enormous that your pussy feels like it's getting brutalized in the best way. That's true romance.
I'm in love. He cunt punched the shit out of my pussy last night.
Cunt punch by Vsleazy September 25, 2014

Falcon Cunt Punch 

The Act of Falcon Punching a girl in the Vagina.
Bitch shut up, before I Falcon Cunt Punch you!
Falcon Cunt Punch by ASSPECKA December 8, 2011