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Pretty much when u meet a fuckwit whois a huge cunt, hes a cuntwit
hey dyson you're a cuntwit
Cuntwit by Jaycha February 25, 2019

Cuntwigger 

A white person whom listens to new country music otherwise known as country rap.
Have you heard the new Florida Georgia Line song? It's such a cuntwigger song.
Cuntwigger by MJWCulpepper August 6, 2016

cuntwindow 

A window that really fucking pisses you off just because it's a window. Often used to describe a cunt-like window or a person or thing which annoys you just as much as a shitty window.
Tom: Hey mark, that Bill guy really is a cuntwindow!
Justin: I know right! Now he is a real cuntwindow if ever I've seen a cuntwindow.
cuntwindow by P.Montgomery January 19, 2019

Cuntwick 

1) Used Tampon. Because of the string's resemblance to a candle wick, and where it has been.
2) An extra strong word to use to describe or call someone who you hate.
1) "Gross, some lady missed the trash bin and left her CUNTWICK on the floor."
2) "Dammit! Some CUNTWICK backed into my car and didn't leave a note!"
Cuntwick by M Twain March 12, 2017

cuntwizzle 

A small vaginal adornment, usually a cocktail umbrella or minature hat.
Her garish yet tasteful choice of cuntwizzle heightened the pleasure of sexual congress.
cuntwizzle by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

Cuntitis 

A Disease caused by being such a cunt for so long that they turn into one and bleed to death
Hillary died of cuntitis
Cuntitis by Proskill October 14, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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