lazy cunt tax 

A court ordered payment made to a woman, other than child support. (i.e. alimony or spousal support)

I have to pay a $2000 a month lazy cunt tax to that bitch.

lazy cunt tax by John Laricat April 25, 2008

Cunttage 

When something is way better than awesome.

Thats some major Cunttage bro!

Cunttage by BigEazy1088 May 15, 2016

Cunt tax 

The drinks you have to buy a chick before you get any

fucking hell i had to pay an 8 vodka and coke cunt tax lastnight before i got any

Cunt tax by Cymru am byth October 9, 2008

cunttash 

a little bit of hair above vagina

she pulled down her pants to reveal her cunttash

cunttash by stuart bondy October 29, 2015

CuNttastrify

When a group of girls are together gossiping naked and drunk

When you have a party and a group of girls start drinking Tequila and this then creates a CUNTTASTRIFY.

CuNttastrify by Cunttastrify February 17, 2020

Cunttankerous 

The most Insufferable, bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative cunt in the history of all cunts ever.

Karen was so cunttankerous at the party that all the guests left.... she was like the ash ole that shits in the pool.

Cunttankerous by QueenOfFuckery February 27, 2020

cunttard 

Synonymous with fucktard.
Contraction of cunt + retard.

You fell down *again*? Cunttard.

cunttard by   January 7, 2004