cuntlery

Any object specifically designed for insertion into the vagina.

Julie had a wide variety of cuntlery with which she pleased her pussy on a daily basis.

by Jonnyguano September 20, 2005

cuntlery

Excessively ridiculous metalware increasingly worn by new-age crusties in their body piercings.

You don't want to get into a fight with all that cuntlery hanging off your face.

Look at the cuntlery on that asshole.

Look at all those piercings; stupid cunt.

by Edinbud August 20, 2007

Cuntlery

When you are going down on a women but you are a classy gentleman

Husband: Want me to go down on you?
Wife: Okay but use the good cuntlery that my mum got us for our wedding

by A.P P.H L.C J.B January 24, 2016

Cuntlery

Like the term "Tool" but for women.

"That bitch is such a piece of cuntlery."

Also, any form of item used by said cunt.

by UserName March 10, 2015

Cuntlery

Posting on Facebook in a snarky way, specifically to ridicule or poke fun at someone else that is also trying to snark. Reverse-snarkism.

"I made a reference to a song LOL That's' how much I cared. Until the ageist cuntlery began. Then I realized who I was dealing with."

by Brock Landers September 17, 2019

cuntlery

its when the cutlery is serving cunt.

it can be used in many sentences.
for example:
exmp.1 dayum that fork is serving cuntlery.
exemp.2 thats some cuntlery shit

by cuntyfork December 15, 2023