by bcrystal February 23, 2015
When a girl contemplates with her cunt, deciding whether or not to do a guy. Condomplating is pretty much the opposite word for guys.
Girl#1: What were you doing in the bathroom for so long?
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.
by Uberchica December 9, 2006
The act of sitting on a thought over what someone has done that makes you angry without saying anything. And then exploding out in one orgasmic reaction releasing all the anger that has built up towards said person.
I didn't see it coming. All she did was cuntemplate for hours and then went to stay with her mother.
by DTrumpJr April 19, 2022
When your significant other is yelling at you about something totally unreasonable or incorrect and you "cuntemplate" whether or not to engage which will possibly cause a huge explosion.
While being yelled at I was able to have a moment of "cuntemplation" on whether or not to engage and cause a larger argument or to stay silent and let them burn themselves out.
by Extremejutsu February 8, 2023
by Liliath November 1, 2022
Bruce was in a deep level of Cuntemplation. Visulising all the vaginas he'd seen in his lifetime. It was a pleasant form of meditation.
by Liliath November 1, 2022