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A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.
The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 17, 2007
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Another word for "cunt."

Combining the words "cunt" and "cantaloupe."

Invented by Vi.
Girl 1: "Can I like, borrow these shoes? I have a hot date tonight."
Girl 2: "No! They're my favorite pair. Besides, like, your feet are too big."
Girl 1: "Whatever... cunteloupe."
by Internet Black Knight October 23, 2010
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