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The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.
James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"
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Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.
Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.
by Elle-Belle February 07, 2007
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1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face
'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'
by Jamie December 02, 2003
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a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female
tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
by crxchaos July 07, 2006
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someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.
"He is such a cunt monkey"
"I want to be a cunt monkey"
by Brent B. May 18, 2007
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Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.
"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"
by Hamster&DaWombat November 06, 2007
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a term or expression used for someone has some what ticked you off. soo you call them a cunt monkey

or someone that is obsesses with vagina.
annoying person: haha what a douchbag

you: wow, way to be a cunt monkey
annoying guy: shut up u fag.
by XxlovelesslostxX October 21, 2009
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