Cunt burglar

A guy who steals his women from either their husbands or boyfriends.

He is such a cunt burglar, hes sleeping with that dudes wife.

Cunt burglar by thepun October 7, 2010

Bacon Cunt Burger 

Variation of Cunt Burger. This is a woman who is so far beyond a cunt, whore, or bitch that the only appropriate phrase to be used to describe her is cunt burger. Add in the fact that she's so loose her vag looks like two strips of bacon and she becomes a Bacon Cunt Burger.

Dude, are you kidding me? That chick's a Bacon Cunt Burger. You better wrap that thing twice.

Bacon Cunt Burger by Dr.Phillie January 11, 2012

Cunt burger

An insult that can be used in the place of b*tch, slut, or whore. Basically it's the same thing as cunt, but the word "burger" just makes it that much better.

Man! You're such a freaking cunt burger!

. . .what a cunt burger. . .

Cunt burger by Supaflyneese November 24, 2011

cunt burglar

1. A boyfriend who takes up all of your friend's time, making it impossible for the two you to hang out.

2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.

1. Susan and I used to hang out every weekend but that cunt burglar, Phil is taking all her time.

2. friend: Hey, Phil where's Susan?
phil: Gary got her.
friend: Argh that cunt burglar!

cunt burglar by fivesixace May 26, 2008

CUNT BURGER WITH FRIES 

people who cannot be trusted.
who lie when you ask them if other people are over.
who wont delete things you ask them to delete.
who happen to be big fuck faces and take back apologies.
some whose name could possibly be spelled with the following letters (backwards):

RELHOK TTERRAG

When two friends make a silly music video they dont want everyone to see but you lie and show people anyways and refuse to delete the file then ignore all of their calls when they're trying to talk to you.

Example: Gosh, that Garrett is such a cunt burger with fries, he does it like its nobody's business!

CUNT BURGER WITH FRIES by OMGihateCUNTBURGERS February 21, 2009

cunt burger

the magically delicious roast beef mud flaps that hang off of your "virgin" girlfriend.

hey babe. you want romantic. i'll give you romantic. let me add some down south man meat to you deep fried cunt burger.

cunt burger by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

Cunt Bungler 

A person that has an opportunity to have sex with a beautiful woman, but is so brain damaged that he misses the opportunity or completely ruins it by acting like a total fucktard, making the woman want to fuck her hand instead.

Jew Hung: "I can't believe Joe didn't blow his load last night, Mary was just about to suck his cock and mount him, but he preferred the to play on the Wii...he's such a Cunt Bungler!

Cunt Bungler by Choc Chink May 22, 2014