A thunder cunt is when a female has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thigh making a very low frequency sound similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants can hear it from miles away.
An example of a woman with a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser
An example of a woman with a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser
by Messy Tessie Torres March 16, 2009
Coined in Blade: Trinity by Ryne Renolds' character; Hannibal King, the term is often used to describe types of people the word 'cunt' simple doesn't describe well enough.
Thunder Cunt describes a person so cuntish that it is as if the Thunder God himself had thrown a bolt of lightning into an infected vagina, spread the infection to the brain of said person, leaving them a disastrous, miserable, lonely peice of shit.
Thunder Cunt.
Thunder Cunt describes a person so cuntish that it is as if the Thunder God himself had thrown a bolt of lightning into an infected vagina, spread the infection to the brain of said person, leaving them a disastrous, miserable, lonely peice of shit.
Thunder Cunt.
"Ed Davison is a Thunder Cunt"
"Ed Davison you're a mother fucking Thunder Cunt fagoot piece of shit"
Yeah man, that guy Ed Davison is the biggest fucking Thunder Cunt in the entire world"
"Ed Davison you're a mother fucking Thunder Cunt fagoot piece of shit"
Yeah man, that guy Ed Davison is the biggest fucking Thunder Cunt in the entire world"
by Victory of the People April 13, 2010
A thunder cunt is a cunt (()) that is thunderous and almighty. A Thunder cunt is extremely nasty and could possibly have a tiny monster living inside it. If you went to lick it then you could be swallowed whole.
Tommy went to eat out the hookers thunder cunt and was swallowed whole.
Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick
Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick
by Thunder Cunt January 22, 2007
"Goddamn I hate my girlfriend, she's such a cum guzzling thunder cunt!"
"Yo...sean...stop being a thunder cunt."
"Yo...sean...stop being a thunder cunt."
by 69dildo69 November 5, 2007
Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and it is uncomfortable agaisnt my penis.
Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and i hear it when you walk.
Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and i hear it when you walk.
by Chonga-mark March 21, 2008
Unusual occurance in the woman's birth canal (sexual organ). When a raging tropical storm is taking place in the vagina. Usually caused by depression or great stress and comes out in the form of thunder and lightening. In more extreme cases vaginal secretions shoot out from the vagina said to be rain from the thunder cunt.
I swear to you Danny, I was about to insert when I heard a loud bang. Then a bolt of lightning shot out and clean burned off my pecker. The bitch had a thunder cunt.
by jnikes020202 November 23, 2006
A thunder cunt is well... a cunt but with THUNDER. Sometimes calling someone a cunt is boring. Too spice it up the term thunder is put before it to make it better.
by kiddo11 February 17, 2019