birth canal lottery

Fate : the family you were born into.
Either you won it or you didn't.

Example :
Foster child #1 (sister of foster child #2) : We sure lost the birth canal lottery.
Foster child #2 : You sure said it, 'mana.

by mistrooth September 22, 2011

Birth Canal Skirt

A skirt or dress so short it serves as the extension of the birth canal.

You know it's a warm spring day when the young gals have their birth canal skirts on!

by J on 1st Hill April 16, 2010

A newborn baby whose face looks like it suffered from severe road rash when in reality it's just a potential side effect from a natural birth.

by kiki057 March 10, 2017

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr May 12, 2018

yooo dude i totally did the birth canal on a badddd milfyy

by milfs 101 June 4, 2022