Top Definition
Lapping on the vertical bacon sandwich
John: "Oh Mandy, my love is for you deeper than the ocean"

Mandy: "Oh John"

John: "Let me show you the depth of my feelings by lapping on your vertical bacon sandwich"

Mandy: "Ooooooooooohhh John.

John: "Slurp lick slurp" etc etc
by Skinupman November 26, 2004
aka Muff diving, licking a woman's cunt.
I want to give her cunnylingus
by Stu November 28, 2003
A common term for 'Scunthorpe United Supporters club.'
A group of 'scunts' that linger around glanford park.
by Tigershark760 January 16, 2004

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