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Cuntinental Breakfast 

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."
"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"
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Cuntinental 

1. Continent-dwelling c*nt.

2. Overpopulation personified.

Used to describe the hordes of unwashed, warlike peoples that inhabit the cuntinents.
"The hotel was crowded with cuntinentals, there wasn't a complimentary anything left in sight."

"I hear the cuntinentals are killing each other again."
Cuntinental by Adam X Smith September 12, 2012

cuntinental divide 

noun
the little bit of skin in between a woman's pussy and asshole.
If a girl is getting DPed, the dicks might cover all sight of the cuntinental divide.

Cuntinental 

Especially in the UK, any pretentious person who sits outside a coffee shop sipping lukewarm cappuccino, latte or any other poncey European beverage whenever the rain stops for ten minutes. Usually middle-class women in huge, oversized sunglasses proclaiming "oh my GOD!!!" every other sentence.
"For fuck sake. you can't move on this street anymore. Fucking cuntinentals have taken up all the space."
Cuntinental by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

Cuntinental Slope 

The sloping region between the outer most point of an obese women's belly and her vagina. A cuntinental slope typically consists of folds, unwanted hair, dirt, silts, and always best left unseen.
With her gunt tucked into her 2 sizes-too-small jeans, her cuntinental slope was on full display for everyone to see.
Cuntinental Slope by Mennen2 April 26, 2011

Cuntinent 

A hoe or bitch who has almost fuck every guy. Just a public kitchen plat everyone can use it.
She will fuck you cos she is from a big cuntinent.
She felt nothing- she has a big cuntinent between her thighs.
Cuntinent by At-bila February 7, 2012

confignant 

The act of being confident and ignaorant at the same time.
Tyrone was so wrong about the history of inflation. But he acted like he knew what he was talking about. He is so confignant!