A sexual position in nature where you are dressed up in a knights armor and you have a elephant sized dildo up your ass but it can’t fall out because of the armor so when you walk you look gay. This then triggers anyone you pass by to yell out, “hey guys, it’s Sir.Cumsalot!”
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.