A sexual position in nature where you are dressed up in a knights armor and you have a elephant sized dildo up your ass but it can’t fall out because of the armor so when you walk you look gay. This then triggers anyone you pass by to yell out, “hey guys, it’s Sir.Cumsalot!”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'