A sexual position in nature where you are dressed up in a knights armor and you have a elephant sized dildo up your ass but it can’t fall out because of the armor so when you walk you look gay. This then triggers anyone you pass by to yell out, “hey guys, it’s Sir.Cumsalot!”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.