cumfarter 

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

Cumforter 

When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.

On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.

Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.

Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.

Cumforter by nofx9019 March 24, 2010

non-comforter 

an unclean comforter

the non-comforter had cigarette burns, bed bugs, and unknown stains

non-comforter by Gravy train August 1, 2012

Cumforter 

A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.

John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.

Cumforter by icwish February 11, 2010

comforter 

Bedding/blanket comprised of two layers of cloth, filled with stuffing of some kind, and sewn together. Filling can be down, which is warm, luxurious, lightweight, and warm.

It was cold last night, so I got out the comforter

comforter by michael November 11, 2003

Comforter in the Dryer 

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex.

Last night she finally let me put the comforter in the dryer.

Comforter in the Dryer by The Thwacker January 13, 2016

Eating her comforter 

When a guy is eating a girls pussy and gets her pubic hairs in his mouth and swallows them he is eating her comforter.

Dude, Kolby was so hungry and horny last night, he was in allisons bed and ended up eating her comforter.

Eating her comforter by Justin Harrison Fong October 24, 2005