cumfarter 

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

Cumputer 

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

Cumforter 

When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.

On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.

Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.

Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.

Cumforter by nofx9019 March 24, 2010

cumputer 

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

non-comforter 

an unclean comforter

the non-comforter had cigarette burns, bed bugs, and unknown stains

non-comforter by Gravy train August 1, 2012

Cumforter 

A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.

John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.

Cumforter by icwish February 11, 2010

Cumputer 

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

Cumputer by Rofflez March 28, 2009