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cumcumber 

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
cumcumber by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

Chumpdumper 

someone who is not the smartest person on the planet.
Kyle: "Come to the party on Saturday!"

Taylor: "Nah. I think i'm just going to stay home and relax."
Kyle: "Oh my gosh, you're such a chumpdumper."
Chumpdumper by Taylor Gafahrem January 7, 2011
someone who allows cum into their mouth often. often used in a derogatory manner.
cumdump by Amanda November 23, 2003

gay Cumdumpster 

A gay man who's mission is to have unprotected anal sex with as many men as possible. He takes your cum inside his asshole.
Keith is suck a gay cumdumpster he took 12 loads last night. He lets it drip out into a jar and drinks it later.
person who allows their mouth to be used for multiple loads of cum.
cumdump by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Cumdumptruck 

(n.) A complete whore who regularly has sex with multiple men, shuffling back and forth from streetcurb to dumpsite. A slut. A filthy, cum gurgling, diesel guzzling machine whose sole function is to be a high-capacity sperm recepticle and conduit of cast-away semen. Any slackjawed, bucktooth, googly-eyed, semen hungry fuck socket may qualify. Phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever be.
Did you see that nasty skank smoking newports topless in a mini-skirt and combat boots? Dag G! What a cumdumptruck!

On the other side of every glory hole is a cumdumptruck.
Cumdumptruck by Jefferson H.N. November 3, 2011