Cumdumptruck

(n.) A complete whore who regularly has sex with multiple men, shuffling back and forth from streetcurb to dumpsite. A slut. A filthy, cum gurgling, diesel guzzling machine whose sole function is to be a high-capacity sperm recepticle and conduit of cast-away semen. Any slackjawed, bucktooth, googly-eyed, semen hungry fuck socket may qualify. Phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever be.

Did you see that nasty skank smoking newports topless in a mini-skirt and combat boots? Dag G! What a cumdumptruck!

On the other side of every glory hole is a cumdumptruck.

Cumdumptruck by Jefferson H.N. November 3, 2011

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cum dumptruck

A big fat arse that just will not quit. The cum dump truck is a fusion of two concepts:

A "dump truck arse" is a serious badonkadonk, a ghetto booty. Not just a little bubble butt.

A "cum dump" or "cum dumpster" is a female or receptive partner willing to accept mobile sperm bank deposits from multiple males, a walking spermbank.

Combine the two and get some serious bootay that just will not quit.

That gal has a seriously-fine cum dumptruck of a bootay, she can haul away load after load and still have room for more. I would like nothing more than to drop to my knees and kiss that amazing badonkadonk. The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

I like big butts, I cannot lie. Baby got back!

cum dumptruck by bitchuck November 25, 2025

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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