scumdouchery 

The act of being a scumbag and / or douchebag. Activities include excesses of drinking, high-fiving, insulting strangers, toolish behavior and other forms of public debauchery.

DB1: "So then I asked her if she wanted to have sex with me and my 10 closest friends"

DB2: (affirmative exclamation) SCUMDOUCHERY!

scumdouchery by Jerk 27 May 5, 2010

Cadouche 

1. A douche from the state of California, (where douche-bags likely originated).

2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!

3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.

What a cadouche!

Cadouche by cakepan March 27, 2010

cuntdouche 

1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same time
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch

1. Dude, Aaron is such a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche

cuntdouche by faggio April 28, 2005

Cuntouche 

An arrogant cunt, also a self-serving douche.

Hails from a long line of Highlanders.

There can be only one.

Zeromus is talking again, that guy is the Cuntouche

Cuntouche by Stukar December 26, 2014

scumdouche 

basically a dirty or ugly looking person who goes above and beyond being a loser, dickhead, dirtbag, dumbass, social failure and a fucktard.

A: yo dat kid brian's hair is so greasy it makes him look like a scumbag and hes such a fucking loser!

B: ya youre rite hes such a scumdouche.

scumdouche by pimp perez September 30, 2005

Cadouche 

A non-athlete member of the South Carolina Corps of Cadets. A member of the corps that acts hard and militiristic, however never actually serves in the military.

I was trying to go to football practice when I was stopped by a cadouche for not having a short enough haricut.

Cadouche by JHAAPY SLAPPY November 6, 2009

Cowdouche 

1. n.) A hybrid of two forms of insufferable douche: the cowboy and the frat-douche. Typically can be seen with a wicker cowboy hat (often sponsored by Coors Light), expensive sunglasses, and leather boots. Rarely found with sleeves. Feels a small tingle of pride upon hearing the chorus to "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!".

2. n.) Matthew McConaughey

"Yeeehaw bitches let's get crazy up in this hootenanny! You art-fags gonna get your party on or what?"

"No thanks.......man, what a cowdouche."

Cowdouche by Fletcher Noonan July 2, 2009